IM A PIRATE

Alex Vlasov

2nd Year MFA Exhibition

Kresge Art Gallery 101

September 23-October 4

Imma serious man.
My art is autobiographical.
My paintings don’t go out there to make friends.
I don’t understand Derrida, but he is part of my work.
I consider myself a local artist.
“If you can’t get the joke you can get the fuck out of my house.” Christopher Wool
I don’t necessarily like capitalism, but if you want to buy my work lmk.
I think for the most part contemporary art is garbage.
“Painting is not carrying an obligation to explain itself.” Jurgen Habermas
I’ve heard great art starts fights in bars.
All contemporary art criticism is even worse than garbage.
This statement was approved by Larry Gagosian and Pope Francis.
I’m a pirate.
The end.
Any questions?